Joon appa roleplaying with the kids pt. 1

  • Lauren: I'm sleeping right now~
  • Joon: You're sleeping? Waa~!
  • Dayoung: When a princess is sleeping, the prince should come and say "you're pretty" and things like that.
  • Joon: Pretty? Oh waa~~ You're pretty!
  • (meanwhile, Leo is hitting an evil monkey with a bat)
joon later tells dayoung to marry him when she grows up GIVING THESE GIRLS FALSE HOPES MAN joon bias hello baby translation 116 ♥

lizzy made joon's heart go pitter patter!

  • yewon: when you flimed with lizzy, did you heart flutter at all in the slightest? yes or no? 1, 2, 3!
  • joon: yes.
  • all: oh ooHhhhhHHHhh!
  • joon: slkdfjsfjd;; hear me out hear me out. it wasn't the 'omg i'm falling in love' kind of feeling but it's the kind... when you have skinship you could get surprised and your heart could flutter, right?!
  • all: uh huhhhhh
  • joon: yewon, say a guy suddenly hugged you, wouldn't your heart beat faster?
  • yewon: nope not at all
  • joon: it's been a while since i've had a girl in my arms. like a few years. that's why k.
l m a o joon honestly you can tell he loves getting/answering these kids of questions to cause a big overreaction-_- attention whore 심심타파 120126 translation 8 ♥

trolling joon

  • shindong: someone asked, "joon oppa, what do you think of lizzy unni?"
  • all: ooooooooooh
  • joon: uh... i think.. her personality.. is kinda my style..
  • all: wooOOoOOoOoOooOoo~
  • joon: no no nonnononono don't misunderstand!!1111
  • shindong: everyone please congratulate joon! so to summarize: "what do you think of lizzy?" "she's my style."
  • joon: personality, her personality!
  • mir: but you always said you only care about personality!!
joon mblaq 심심타파 120126 translation 32 ♥
120131 mblaq translation 별밤 lol GUMMY BEAR 99 ♥
이원근 fanboying onew YEAH I SHIP IT translation 49 ♥
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epik high - love love love (feat. yoongjin)

have you ever loved someone before?
fallen in love at first sight like in the movies?
stayed up all night gripping your phone?
boasted to the world?
waited in the pouring rain?
run like mad towards the one you love?
watched over her without her knowing?
gone crazy?
pledged ignorance even though you saw it all?

have you ever broken up with someone before?
washed away your makeup in the rain?
cut off your long hair?
picked up the cigs that you had quit?
avoided places thinking he might show up? 
written a letter you couldn’t even send?
gotten wasted and dialed his number?
and murmured a ‘hello’?

;_; audio epik high love love love lyrics translation 568 ♥
There was once a boy who had very bad dreams. Nightmares where he couldn’t eat his favorite steak, got chased by monsters that wanted to eat him, along with other horrors. So on Christmas Eve, this child said a prayer: Please let me not have anymore nightmares!Please let a dream-eating fairy appear to chase away my bad dreams! It was late nate Christmas Eve. He was asleep, and having nightmares, of course. But then all of a sudden there was a clanging noise! He slowly opened his eyes, to find a horned monster ready to eat him! “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” “Don’t be scared, child. I am.. I am… the chicken fairy!” What he thought were horns were actually bunny ears. The fairy smiled joyfully. However, the child was indifferent to the chicken fairy. You see, he was very different from the fairy he had wanted. “Why did a chicken fairy come? I need a fairy that can eat my nightmares away!” “Ah, don’t say that! D: I came down to the human world to grant you your wish!” However, the child said harshly, “Oh yeah? Then make some bbq bastard!” (t/n: some play on words and korean inside joke idgi) “Oh. my. god. How can you say that! Child, don’t you know that all chicken is made equal? All the chickens in this world are precious, each and every one!” “Whatever.” The child once again spoke to the chicken-loving fairy, “Mr. Chicken Fairy. Since you’re already here why don’t you fulfill my wish. Eat away every last of my nightmares like you eat chicken. I see ghosts every night so I can’t sleep. If you eat my nightmares I’ll give you chicken to eat for the rest of your life.” The chicken fairy beamed like he had gained the whole world. “I’ll eat all your bad dreams, and chicken too. I’ll always stay by your side as you sleep, as long as you give me chicken!” And after that, the fairy ate away every last of the child’s bad dreams. Every time he whined in his sleep, the fairy would pat the child back to quiet calm. And so the child was able to sleep deeply, with the chicken fairy by his side. fin.
ontae onew the chicken fairy lol by hurancy fanart translation 18 ♥

Disregarding the length of one’s lines, if they are able to express themselves then I think they are a proper artist. Many sing for only a few seconds but do so very well. In Brown Eyed Soul’s case too, I think they are singers that express everything even beyond their limits. The issue isn’t the length of the lines, but the ability to express oneself.

— Onew, in response to the ‘5-second singer’ controversy

(Source: music.naver.com)

translation onew's music recommendations! HMM i have been analyzing this statement for a while....and i want video onew quotes 63 ♥
fan: is 2min real?onew: pft. 
onew translation AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa jk 606 ♥
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loving you - god

my heart pounds from just looking at you
i don’t hear anything when you talk
i’m hypnotized when i see your eyes
i go completely deaf

i can’t tell what you’re saying i just go blank and stare
so beautiful
you’re the only one that does this to me
that makes me like this

what do i do?
i like you so much
all i want to do is always be with you
from morning till night with me all day
all i do is think of you
it’s true

i just keep walking around with a grin on my face
everything just looks so pretty
your face takes over my vision
your beautiful music reaches my ears

every time that happens
i feel so light-hearted
you make me so happy
i feel like i’m floating
i think i’m happy all day

take me away
i’m already yours
why are you surprised?
that’s not the end
the most important thing i wanna tell you is
you idiot, i love you.

danny’s rap, how cheesetastic is it?

(Source: musicsearch.naver.com)

glitter poop ildy is locked in a closet lyrics translation loving you god 4 ♥
  • q: what's a good genre shinee should sing right now?
  • jonghyun: hmm, it's pretty conflicting, what i want to do and what shinee has to do. i wish we could do ballads.
  • q: are you preparing?
  • jonghyun: for now i have to rest. this is my personal opinion but after singers debut they don't grow. because you're always so busy your condition becomes worse, and in that state you can't practice so you should take a break while hoping for your voice to come back, but the schedules don't stop. so when you finally get a break you have to work hard to bring your condition back to normal, and it's a cycle. but right now i think i need to rest.
:( depressing as fuck jjong translation gq interview 66 ♥
  • q: if you could steal something from someone?
  • jonghyun: wheesung hyung's sensitivity. it's somewhat similar to mine but a lot deeper. and naul's projection, and jungyeob hyung's interpretation. if you put all those together...
  • q: you might form a monster! hmm, a male's 20th year?
  • jonghyun: the age to do anything you want
  • q: do you?
  • jonghyun: i can't. i'm too busy so i can't.
  • q: hmm, but being 'busy.' it's not like you're spending your days starving right? who isn't busy these days?
  • jonghyun: yeah well, it drives me crazy. because for 3 months i worked out really hard. without missing a day. but since promotions started for the past month and a half i couldn't, not even once. not just exercising, but composition, piano, and theory study.. i can only do it when there's time, which isn't often. i'm the type to torment myself, so i'm just living life accepting it as fate.
sowee double post gq interview translation jjong ♥